- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?
Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
The biggest lie a nurse in any area of healthcare tells is… “The doctor will be right with you.”
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
Oh how I’ve missed this post.
you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map